Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my
- cellular number
- snapchat
- skype
- facetime
- first born
you know, anything you want
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gouge my eyes out so i'll never weep
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I caught myself looking at the clock checking to…
Totally though you said cock.
son of a bitch. i looked back at it and thought it said that too.
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there is no evidence to prove that timelords exist, however there is no evidence to prove that timelords don’t exist therefore timelords do exist everybody go home
except for timelords - they can’t go home.
NO
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I caught myself looking at the clock checking to see if it was 5 yet.
Yeah this is BAD.
ドンキホーテ・ドフラミンゴ
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maybe the reason why some of us stay up all night and sleep all day is because we were meant to live on the other side of the planet
….This makes a disturbing amount of sense…
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In the Sims, you don’t say, “I love you.” You say, “Habadu bashubi,” which roughly translates to, “I cannot move because there is furniture in the way.” I think that’s absolutely beautiful.
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